Primus Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what i would like them to be
But you don't see me
No one can see me
I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand i write so legibly
I have my kitty. his name is allowishus, i stroke him
But you don't see me
No one should see me
I pull the blinds