Primus Groundhog's Day

When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang

I was hungerin' for some apple pie

Stumble in the bathroom,

Hung my hog a little bit

Washed the sleep out of my eye

Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day

Scratched myself a bit

Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex

Closest thing I could find to apple pie

Lingerin' taste of toothpaste

Made the milk go down a bit funny

But you know, them chex they do satisfy

Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day

So, after my mornin' rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean

Had my mind set to hit them streets

Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out

Had my black stomp-boots on my fee

It's my day

Since I was in kneepants

my pop had tried to make me realize

If I set my mind down to it

I could be a big man in the public eye

So with my big blue collar on,

I set out to find the easy way

What an ice cold bath

it was when I found you had to pay to play

To taste the taste

It's a tease that never would subside

The taste is strong

But soured by my learned eyes

Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

He'd get down on his knees to pray

This little snappy boy might see

The light this ground hog's day